May 2012
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st0ner-c0mics:
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Can't work out if I want to wank or eat...
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If someone wants to be apart of your life, they...
People are so fucking dumb. Nobody reads anymore, nobody goes out and looks and...
– David Bowie (via mols)
Best way to find a new hair style...
Tumblr it.
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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Anonymous asked: i supply the lulz. you supply the answer. most girls would be happy to share their relationship story.
Anonymous asked: maybe i don't have a face. i sold it in exchange for curiosity.
Anonymous asked: Whats the story of you and jodie?
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You're all fucking cunts.
Ignorant cunts.
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